Previously, my only experience with AC Transit1 was as a driver or pedestrian observing their busses. I always found the behavior of the drivers a bit scary, and made a mental note to avoid them. Now, having spent a full semester commuting about an hour on two separate busses per trip to school and back, I have a new perspective: other drivers are assholes to busses. So now, my favorite drivers are the aggressive ones, because the timid ones significantly extend my commute, and let me tell you, you want to spend as little of your life as possible on the bus.

Given all that, I have a couple proposals for new marketing slogans for AC Transit:

“We drive like maniacs so you don’t have to.”

or, more succinct:

“Crazy – for YOU!”

1. The bus company in the county where I live.